My sleep schedule is so off that I was literally confused by why it’s so dark out and then I realized it was 9:30

I just want to meet a person who makes me stop saying “I hate humanity” and start saying “I hate most of humanity”

so I got this little bit of a sunburn on my face yesterday so I thought today I would cover it with some foundation before going out but I haven’t done makeup on myself in YEARS so I was using a brush to apply this foundation for like 10 minutes before I realized it was the type that needs a sponge thing and I didn’t have one so I used my fingers and then I realized it was like really caked on and I still looked sunburnt so I tried a different type of foundation but then I just looked weird and tomatoey so I tried to remove it all and then I realized I was using the wrong type of remover (my face felt burning up a bit and tightening) and now I just feel like a big splotchy red mess and an ugly and this is why I stopped wearing makeup years ago 

I actually really like most of the music in Adventure Time…

I seriously wish I could because I meant I want the day you had because mine was boring and consisted mostly of hummus

It’s June 2nd do it

And any day with hummus is awesome in my book

Wow Meels I want your day

I can’t tell what you mean by that

you should come here to go to Boston Pride with me

the best part of youth pride was when my friend handed me a banana flavored condom and a (gay) guy I haven’t spoken to in mOnths said “I’m already banana flavored” 

I just realized an email from the library saying I had damaged a book

it had a little water crinkling on a part of it but it wasn’t in great condition beforehand like what the fuck

also the e-mail was from weeks ago oops

Youth pride was so awesome but I’m so tired and I had to change into pjs because I was a goddamn rainbow